Only for the geek at heart.

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

Awesome.

So, tomorrow or the day after I am going to pick up my first Cadillac. I bought a black CTS4.

I drive a Cadillac.

I am a professor with 3 autonomous research grants, two of which are with leaders in the field, and one of which is with a buddy of mine who is going to be a leader soon. Seriously, It is like being the backup QB on a Super Bowl winner.

I am married to Nicole Lancy, who happens to simply be the greatest person I have ever met. If I could't be her friend, I'd want to be her lover. If I couldn't be her lover, I'd be her best friend. I'm both, and she is mine.

I am the man I wanted to be at 15.

So awesome.

A random smattering of photographs to amuse and enlighten

Upon the announcement of the World Cup, which is apparently some sort of soccer competition, the nation of Qatar built a giant burning atom.

Somebody loves her daddy!

"Look, I can see why you would think that, but here's how it's going to work."

My children, holding hands on a Friday morning.

Two incredibly famous scientists wearing bibs.
My postdoctoral adviser and my PhD adviser at lunch in Doha. Left is Gus Scuseria and right is Kennie Merz.
"Yeah, and?"
"Stop sneaking up on me like this!"
"Mornin'."
"It's just a drill! No need to spread rumors. Anyway, hypothetically, what would a radioactive al-Qaeda tiger eat?"
The jewelry says wealth, and the collar says fun, while the mustache inspires trust. I don't know what they sell, but I'll buy 2.
Joke unnecessary.